Robert
Gender: Male
Location: New York
Relationship: Single
Orientation: Straight
Children: Maybe Someday
Body Type: Average
Height: 5'8"
Religion: Protestant
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Movies: I Am Legend and Juno are my two favorite recent movies.
TV: The Office hands down best show on tv right now
Books: Anything by: CS Lewis, JRR Tolkien, this guy named God, Orson Scott Card, Isaac Asimov, Douglas Adams, Frank Peretti.
Likes: Loud music, smiling friends, good times in general
Dislikes: People who get mad at me when I tell them my store doesn't sell cigarettes and people who strangle Smurfs just to see what color they turn.
Hobbies: Convincing my friends I'm not a furry and passing college courses with the bare minimum.
Vices: Orange Tic-Tacs- and well before that lousy kid from Juno.
Virtues: Not dead yet.
Heroes: This guy named Jesus and my dad.
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